Funny things with or about cats (1)

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A house is not a home without a cat.

Cat (noun): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock.

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

A cat’s purr is the most effective stress medicine ever known.

A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat. – This one is so funny and true, were it not for the other image of a disturbingly bald cat. :))

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Cats don’t have owners. They have caretakers!

Cats have incredible vision – but they never see your flaws.

Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.

Cats whiskers are so sensitive, they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Every dog has his day. But the nights belong to cats.

Every life should have nine cats.

If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.

If you yell at a cat, you’re the one who is making a fool of yourself.

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… cats have never forgotten this.

It’s my cat’s world. I merely open the cans.

It would help so much when I yell at my cat, if she looked more like a brute.

You can cat-proof your house, but there’s no cat-proofing your heart.

Chairs were put on earth to shred, and our lap, is just a cat-bed.

“The cat always leaves a mark on his friend.” – Aesop, 6th Century BC

“If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich.” – African proverb

The cat was created when the lion sneezed, so goes an Arabian Myth

Little Sparta – The Mean Kitty Song

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One of those viral phenomenons that turned a little cat and its owner into YouTube stars. Little Sparta now has his own YT channel

Old Man Nate’s HALLOWEEN TALE

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It’s my birthday today.

I’ve just published my first book!

It’s an adventure children ‘s novelette for which I also made the illustrations and the entire layout and cover art.

A HALLOWEEN TREAT available for purchase@ https://www.createspace.com/3683969

and very soon also on Amazon.com in both print and kindle.

Here’s a little preview on my FB profile.

This is a dream come true and the best B-day present so far. It’s right up there, with the 17’th b-Day, when I gave myself the exquisite pleasure of memorizing Hamlet’s monologue. Yeah, I still know it and I’ve “performed” it on several occasions, including a HALLOWEEN costume party, where I went as the troubled Prince of Denmark.

Welcome to this playground!

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Vicious, malicious kids are not allowed.

This is a place for fun and all things nice

that make us in our daily lives forget the wheel of time.

No, not an opium to our sense of measure,

but one mere meaning to its restlessness.