A house is not a home without a cat.

Cat (noun): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock.

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

A cat’s purr is the most effective stress medicine ever known.

A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat. – This one is so funny and true, were it not for the other image of a disturbingly bald cat. :))

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Cats don’t have owners. They have caretakers!

Cats have incredible vision – but they never see your flaws.

Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.

Cats whiskers are so sensitive, they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Every dog has his day. But the nights belong to cats.

Every life should have nine cats.

If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.

If you yell at a cat, you’re the one who is making a fool of yourself.

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… cats have never forgotten this.

It’s my cat’s world. I merely open the cans.

It would help so much when I yell at my cat, if she looked more like a brute.

You can cat-proof your house, but there’s no cat-proofing your heart.

Chairs were put on earth to shred, and our lap, is just a cat-bed.

“The cat always leaves a mark on his friend.” – Aesop, 6th Century BC

“If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich.” – African proverb

The cat was created when the lion sneezed, so goes an Arabian Myth